It’s a Super Bowl Record! Most virtue signaling ever!

 

We can all acknowledge that the reason we tune into the Super Bowl is to be given morality lectures. Well, the NFL delivered in dramatic fashion! This year’s Super Bowl broke last year’s record for the most virtue signaling commercials and pre-game segments. They highlighted people’s heartwarming struggles to overcome the virus, racism, sexism and Republicans.

 

We kicked it off with the separate-but-equal black national anthem.

 

Amanda Gorman, who had prevously read a poem for Joe Biden's inauguration, recited the 'Chorus of the Captains'. Her presence was both a reinforcement of the goodness of the Democrat party and a reminder that America is racist.

 

We had the first female referee take the field for a Super Bowl.

 

When Joe Biden and his nurse Jill spoke, this brought us ALL(with emphasis) together and we ALL loved it.

 

The NFL also saluted the sacrifices that we have made by being locked down for two weeks a year and having to wear masks. If we can just remain locked in our homes for another 6 to 12 months, we can get past this together.

 

While the police are rarely worthy of any appreciation, we at least can appreciate that they defended the capitol from Republicans.

 

For these reasons, we can all take a knee in pride. It was an almost perfect evening. Unfortunately, some of the joyous bliss was marred by the fact that Trump supporter, Tom Brady won the Super Bowl.