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California accidentally gives 42 people Zinfandel instead of COVID-19 vaccine

When nurses saw a box labeled 'Gavin's Get Well Potion', they assumed that large viles inside were the Maderna COVID-19 vaccine. Little did they know that it was wine from Gavin Newsom's winery. Somehow it got sent to a hospital instead of to the French Laundry restaurant.

It wasn't until after 42 people were injected with the wine, that someone complained of feeling a bit buzzed. Nurses then discovered the mixup.

Making matters worse, last night Gavin and his distinguished guests had to settle for less expensive wine while dining at the French Laundry.

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