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Twitter scrambles to ramp up Trump Tweet warnings as public becomes bored with ‘This claim is disputed’ label

  • Joe King
  • December 3, 2020

Things are getting desperate at Twitter. They have fact checked President Trump so many times that nobody even notices anymore. Much to Twitter’s dismay, 74 million people still support Trump.

“How many times can you scream fire in a theater when there’s no fire? That’s a way of summing up the dilemma that we are facing” said Jack Dorsey.

This has forced the Twitter censors to escalate the outrage in order to hopefully get people’s attention. Twitter will now flag Trump Tweets with a more attention grabbing label....

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If that doesn’t work then Twitter will try ALL CAPS...

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If that doesn’t work then Twitter will try multi-colored text...

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If that doesn’t work then Twitter will try flashing text.
If that doesn’t work then Twitter will try adding an audio warning with Jack Dorsey’s voice.
If that doesn’t work then Twitter will try with Robert De Niro’s voice.
If that doesn’t work then Twitter will try with Nancy Pelosi’s voice.
If that doesn’t work then Twitter will try with Barack Obama’s voice.

Image Credits: Jean van der Meulen,Engin_Akyurt
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Joe King

Joe is an unrelenting liar and so we hired him. In case you're wondering, we hired him before the whole 'diversity' thing took hold. But don't worry. We have social justice warriors monitoring his every move on social media. One errant tweet and he's fired!