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Cemetery can neither confirm nor deny whether Tanya Roberts has died

Actress Tanya Roberts allegedly died on or about January 3rd or 4th, or maybe she didn't. We're not really sure. The Atlantis Enquirer contacted the Los Angeles coroner's office. They were tight-lipped whether Tanya is alive or dead, suggesting that she is more likely dead than alive, but noted that this suggestion could be completely erroneous. For a more definitive answer, the coroner's office referred us to a local cemetery, who in turn insisted that she is alive, however they admitted that paradoxically a funeral service was held for Tonya Roberts, and she was buried. Indeed, we found a gravestone, however there is no "died on" date engraved on the stone. Upon further research, several employees working on the set of a new Charlie's Angeles movie have all reported that Tanya Roberts showed up for work on January 5th.

We're confused.

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