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So cute! Puppy votes for the first time!

We usually try to stay focused on serious stories, but amidst all of our country's divisiveness, this one truly warmed our hearts. This 3 month old puppy named "Fluffy" voted for his first time. Fluffy is the proud new addition to the Johnson family of Philadelphia, PA.

Carol Johnson was all smiles as she spoke about Fluffy. "We know that puppies grow up quickly and so we registered him to vote even before he was born. He still isn't completely toilet trained and so we decided to do the mail-in ballot thing rather than take him to the in-person polling location. We helped him fill out his ballot, then we walked him all the way to the mailbox. It was so cute!"

As the adage goes, you're never too young to start learning. Fluffy is an inspiration to blue state puppies everywhere. When asked who Fluffy voted for, Mrs. Johnson declined to comment, only adding, "Let's just say that even our 3 month old Fluffy understood that the soul of our nation was at stake and that we absolutely cannot have a fascist Nazi dictator in the whitehouse who denies science".

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Sum started his career by piloting paper airplanes and pranking TV stations. Now he's a fiction writer for us here at the Atlantis Enquirer.