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DEMOCRAT SCIENTISTS: Coronavirus is nocturnal

  • Bo Gus Mann
  • November 19, 2020

California governor Gavin Newsom has just imposed a statewide 10 PM curfew. Why? Because we now know that the coronavirus is like raccoons, possums, owls and bigfoot. Coronavirus is nocturnal. It sleeps all day, then awakes at 10 PM to go on its killing spree. There is one exception -- Coronavirus naps for BLM / ANTIFA protests, riots and looting.

By locking down the state of California, coronavirus will be eradicated.

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