Transitive law dictates that if A = B and B = C, then A = C. The mainstream media has observed that a lot of people are dying of COVID-19 in America, that Donald Trump is the current president of America, and therefore Donald Trump is clearly Hitler. Dr. Wilhelm Altendorf, PhD has observed that lots of people are also now dying of COVID-19 in Europe as well. He has therefore been able to logically extrapolate that Emmanuel Macron, Angela Merkel and all other leaders of Europe are also Hitler. Dr. Altendorf will release his findings next week in a peer reviewed journal.
Mathematician extrapolates that the leaders of Europe are all Hitler.
About BO GUS MANN
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