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Gavin Newsom shuts down households in order to stop the virus

Thinking that he can stop a virus, California governor Gavin Newsom has tried everything. He closed indoor dining in 41 counties on November 16th, he imposed statewide curfews on November 20th, and he closed outdoor dining on December 6th. With nowhere to go, people have been hanging out in their homes. Lo and behold, the virus has been spreading in households!

Insisting that this is a game of hide and seek, Newsom has now banned people from inhabiting households. California's 39.5 million residents will now have to either live in their cars, sleep on sidewalks or go camping. If the virus continues to spread, then Californians will be ordered to vacate the state.

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