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Disgraced election pollsters transitioning to climate forecasting business

Exposed as DNC propagandists, nobody will ever trust them again to predict elections. It only makes sense that pollsters are now shifting to another field of forecasting. Quinnipiac has wasted no time in predicting climate disaster by the year 2050 unless we ban fracking and rejoin the Paris Accord, in which case everything will be OK.

A Quinnipiac spokeshole said "Elections are tough because we get exposed as idiots every 4 years. However, with climate change, you can make wild forecasts that can't get fact checked for 20 or 30 years. Then, if you're wrong, you can cite some murky science that nobody understands, and move the goal posts back another 20, 50 or 100 years. By that time your critics are dead and gone."

Meanwhile, NYT / Siena is predicting that unless Democrats are elected for the next 100 years, hurricanes and fires will continue to occurr. Reuters / Ipsos says Florida will be under water by 2050 if the state doesn't stop voting Republican.

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