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Under pressure from activists, golfer Bubba Watson agrees to change his name

Bubba Watson is a skinny white guy, yet ‘Bubba’ is a large black person’s name. Accordingly, Bubba Watson is accused of cultural appropriation. An argument was made that Watson may identify as black. In fact, Watson is featured rapping on one verse of rapper KB’s song “Ima Just Do It”. However, that attempt severely missed the fairway. Watson not only doesn’t rap, talk, walk or dress black, he plays a sport that is synonymous with affluent white people. Under pressure, Watson has agreed to change his name to Poindexter Watson for the 2021 golf season and donate 1 million dollars to black lives matter.

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