Voting laws in Republican states are a racist return to Jim Crow. That we know is a fact. They prevent black and brown people from voting because people of color have no clue how to obtain an ID card. They lack the intellect. However, Leroy Jackson of Los Angeles displayed elevated intelligence by using Google to figure out where to find his local DMV office. The rest is history! Leroy now has a valid ID card, paving the way for him to easily vote, just like white people do every election.

However, Kamala Harris pointed out that Leroy is a cherry-picked exception who will probably be made an example of by FOX News in order to kill Democrat efforts to end the filibuster. Harris even went so far as to accuse Leroy of being a black face of white supremacy. “Our Democracy is at stake,” said Kamala.

President Joe Biden found himself at odds with his own statement that “poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids”. When asked by the Atlantis Enquirer to explain how voter ID laws are racist, Biden responded by saying that "That's only in school. By the time poor kids grow up, their white classmates become smarter. That's the difference." Biden ended the conversation by calling us "lying dog-faced pony soldiers".

Joe King

Joe is an unrelenting liar and so we hired him. In case you're wondering, we hired him before the whole 'diversity' thing took hold. But don't worry. We have social justice warriors monitoring his every move on social media. One errant tweet and he's fired!